MARTIAL FUSION™

Twenty monks and one nun, who was named Eshun, were practicing meditation with a certain Zen master.

Eshun was very pretty even though her head was shaved and her dressplain. Several monks secretly fell in love with her. One of them wroteher a love letter, insisting upon a private meeting.

Eshun did not reply. The following day the master gave a lecture to thegroup, and when it was over, Eshun arose. Addressing the one who hadwritten to her, she said: "If you really love me so much, come and embraceme now."